- husband: why are you crying
- me: because
- husband: why tell me
- me: because i HAD A BLOG ABOUT YOU WHEN I WAS YOUNGER AND I NEVER THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD COME US BEING TOGETHER AND OMG BRB FANGIRLING HI GIVE ME UR AUTOGRAPH RIGHT NOW SO I CAN POST IT ON MY BLOG YEAH I STILL HAVE THE BLOG OMG CAN I POST OUR MARRIAGE PHOTOS ON MY BLOG TOO UGH MY FOLLOWERS WOULD LOVE THAT
who needs a boyfriend when you’ve got 643 photos of your husband saved to your computer
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Only every single day of my life.
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In the future...
- Husband: What are you doing?
- Me: I found my old Tumblr!
- Husband: Can I see?
- Me: No. Noo. No. No. No.
- Husband: Is that....Wait. Was your Tumblr about me?
- Me:
- Husband:
- Me:
- Husband:
- Me: No.
When i meet my celebrity crush:
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Me with 1D
I’m looking at you, Kendall Schmidt, Logan Henderson, and Darren Criss.
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do u want to be my boyfriend??
breathe if yes
lick ur elbow if no
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I’ve kissed them and I had to wake up. *starts sobbing*
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Glee Cast - Baby, It’s Cold Outside (Glee Cast Version) (by musicfromgleeVEVO)
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